Cats from the Most Realistic Video Game

Cats from the Most Realistic Video Game ...

If you were to believe the video game industry, you might simply argue that cats are adorable. In games such as Stray or Monster Hunter, cats are adorable little furballs who live in a world much larger than them. They''ve big eyes and bigger paws. You''d be forgiven for wanting to bring one home.

Don''t be afraid of Big Feline''s pawpaganda! Real-life cats are apathetic terrors who only care about themselves, freeloading off of your hard work while they lounge around in the sunbeam after a poor sunbeam. There are only a few games that are capable enough to prove the truth about these horrendous creatures.

4 Big The Cat, Sonic The Hedgehog

Big The Cat, now used in Sonic Adventure games, appears to be a cuddly, helpful guy far from the stereotype of feline indifference. But look a little closer.

Big wants to spend time in the forest and fish; he does not care for the trials and trials of the world; he''s only happy to remain in his tiny bubble, unaware of the chaos that takes place elsewhere. He''s the unique character of catlike loziness.

3 Mae, Night In The Woods

Cats are selfish creatures. It doesn''t matter what you''re doing, whether it''s working or cooking or saving someone''s life; if a cat wants something from you, it''s the only important thing in the world. Mae is the same way. After leaving school, she quickly reinserts herself into her old friends.

It takes her the whole game to realize that her high school friendships cannot just pick up where they left off, and that people cats must change. In the meantime, she spends her time jumping on neighborhood automobiles and not paying for repairs.

2 Judd, Splatoon

In the post-apocalyptic world of Splatoon, mutant children spend their days arguing each other in seemingly automated capitalist hellscapes. Despite Judd''s attention, his lazy kitty eyes see the carnage without any sense of fear.

Judd stumbles down from his harrowing perch to announce a winner, the only time a visible emotion crosses his face; it''s as if Judd''s only joy and entertainment in this world comes from watching the young destroy each other. Splatoon''s lore suggests Judd might be immortal, an eldritch god who is ecstatic.

1 Rover, Animal Crossing

Rover, a unsy little beast who sits next to us on the train in the very first game, gives us a hand at where we''re going, what we''re doing, what we''re doing, and whether we have a place to stay. This is why we get a lot of attention when it comes to animal Crossing.

It''s just like my cat Fluffy, who always wants to get up in my space when I''m just trying to write a post... skasdjfgskjdhgfdsfs