Watch Ant-Man try to explain why he couldn't climb Thanos Thanus

Watch Ant-Man try to explain why he couldn't climb Thanos Thanus ...

Sup, geeks, and gamers. Are you one of the many people who have been demanding that Scott Lang, the Ant-Man, explain himself for his refusal to kill Thanos via the world's smallest dropkick, which would then lead the Ant-Man straight up the Mad Titans butt, where he would then return to normal size, saving the universe, and showering the Avengers in a gory Gatorade shower? Yes, in a new short film, you can see it here.

The film features an interactive dinner event aboard the Disney Wish, which is now available for download. From social media footage, Quantum Encounter looks like a fun-packed short youd see on a theme park ride, except here dinner is served, and there are things you need to tinker with and participate.

Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) and The Wasp (Evangeline Lilly) are essentially the programs hosts, appearing on-screen and providing color commentary as superhero hijinks happen elsewhere. This includes Ant-Man addressing the long-standing question of why he didnt do more for Planet Earth and gave Thanos the most metal colonoscopy conceivable.

In a new trailer from Avengers: Quantum Encounter, Ant-Man explains why he couldnt raise Thanos ass.

Unfortunately, he doesn't really explain why he did not or could not go booty spelunking, but he just wants it known that he has an explanation, and that it's actually quite complicated. Sadly, The Wasp does not want to hear it, and deprives us of any further explanations.

The answers are irrelevant anyway. Thanos (and his ass) are now dust post-Endgame, and it's best not to dwell on anything excessively now that Disney has fully delved into a joke that was posing on the internet in good fun. No joke is ever funny once Mom and Dad join in.