Splatoon games have always allowed you to personalize your appearance, but now you have your own private locker to decorate. Stickers, posters, and other items may be placed inside, and while some players prefer to match their outfits or make jokes, others take the opportunity to do so.
The funniest lockers in Splatoon 3 General
Let's start with a locker where the joke is on the outside. UwU1408, a Reddit user, recreated the famous Loss meme using squid stickers. They didn't have to unlock any additional locker colors to pull it off.
Part of the fun of opening lockers in Splatoon 3 is the reveal: you never know what you'll find on the other side of that metal door. In the case of TheSandKids, they ended up being held up at gunpoint by a squid.
Inside this locker, @alsplat discovered a knockoff Five Nights at Freddy's character. It also has Terminator vibes. Either way, it's an odd find.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE FUEL LOL#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/DmTzX6vuU
The funniest lockers in Splatoon 3 The Moai Section
The main part of our list: the Moai Section. It's become the focal point of so many lockers that you'll notice it as the punchline more than anything else in Splatoon 3. This discovery from @fyrishere shows the rock heads royal status.
I just saw someone with this locker in my splatoon lobby pic.twitter.com/8s9FZbrdC7
The finalsmash of Redditor dressed up as an awkward father on vacation. The funny eyes are a nice touch that ties the whole gag together.
On his first day of school, BrThiccles wore similar socks and sandals to dress their head up like a little kid. The high-shoulder pose is a must-see.
FreakInASheet decided to decorate their Moai head at the end of the day a long, hard one that warrants a few post-work drinks. They may need a bigger locker to store even more liquor inside.
@izogii found one with a really spooky sense of humor. Like the Russian roulette scene from The Deer Hunter, this Moai head has turned a gun on itself.
BRO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthe lockers are becoming even more wilder www.twitter.com/IjS5sFxR99
This one from @SplatoonLocker turns the pistol on the player, dressing the head up as a secret agent. The whole Unhinged Splatoon Lockers account is packed with silly stuff like this.
Holy Moly#Splatoon3 pic.twitter.com/iAVPZ16Ban
Let's give the head a happy ending now. @_iceangel22_ found this silly yet sweet locker where the Moai man is smooching with a little zapfish plushie.
bro #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/M9yXOWtMnl