After the latest social media scandal, America's oddest couple might be dusting off their Tinder profiles.
Megan Fox was shocked to discover that all of her Instagram photos of her father, both celebrities, had been deleted. She took some bathroom selfies and posted them on Instagram with the caption, "You can taste the dishonesty."
Along with the selfies, she also dropped a video that may be a bad sign for MGK. Look at the pictures, and you see an envelope among other things being burned in a trash can. If that's not the best metaphor for celebrity romance, I don't know what is. Then again, these are the same people who drank each other's blood.
Fans noticed Fox made what appeared to be a planned chess move by following Harry Styles, Timothée Chalamet, and an intriguing third famous face: Eminem.
Adding Eminem to her IG follows is what you would call a shot across the bow. The MGK and Slim Shady have had an unholy feud over the years, dating back to Machine Gun's rap days and his single, "Rap Devil."
That leads us to the real question: What could have gone wrong? Fans took to Twitter to share the most recent gossip and rumors.
Between deleting photos, cryptic tweets about eating dishonesty (interestingly enough, that's what I say whenever I spend $40 on a venti latte at Starbucks), burning letters, and following MGK's arch-nemesis on social media, there's probably the end of the line for the fairy tale romance that spawned the phrase, "I am weed."
The couple's followers are understandably enthralled by the news.
It appears the wedding is over. Just like removing that weird engagement ring with thorns, breakups are never easy, but the pain is only temporary.