Elon Musk has fed Twitter a long-running diet of creep, now containing 50 percent more depressing news

Elon Musk has fed Twitter a long-running diet of creep, now containing 50 percent more depressing ne ...

Imagine, if you will, that you're Elon Musk, one of the world's richest people, and you're waiting for midnight ET to publish a meme that will be timestamped February 14, aka Valentine's Day. They're both very young. Perhaps they're 18, 25, or they're 17. What's going on with them? What's the problem with her hands?

This is the perfect meme to illustrate how Daddy Elon feeds the tweeting masses, and how your tweets are the lifeblood of Twitter. It does not make anyone feel in any way guilty, objectified, or moderately irritable. It does not make anyone think of sex slavery or human sex trafficking. And it certainly does not have any Twitter users tweeting anything alluding to the sexual misconduct charges against you in 2018.

Elon, Happy Valentine's Day! We can't wait to see what you have in store for Easter.